A nice story to tell

Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious...
I hope you are singing along.

The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.

—Helen Mirren (via mystiquel)

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People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via rocknroll-mountaintroll)

Dates are terrible and uncomfortable.

I don’t want to go on a date with a stranger. 

When people constantly try to set you up with people you don’t know.

Please stop.